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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}

{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}

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