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Jay Lawrence is an American politician and a former Republican member of the Arizona House of Representatives who represented District 23 from January 2015 to January 2021. Lawrence was a talk show host at KTAR radio for 26 years.
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Butterfield House is a cooperative apartment building on West 12th Street in the West Village neighborhood of Manhattan, New York City. It was designed by the architects and urban planners William J. Conklin and James Rossant then of Mayer, Whittlesey & Glass. It is situated between Fifth Avenue and Sixth Avenue within the Greenwich Village Historic District. The building was described in The New York Times as \"a modernist landmark\" that \"received numerous accolades when it was built in 1962\".
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