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*69 is the second studio album by Chicago-based singer Emily Blue. It was released independently by Blue in collaboration with Audiotree, originally on 8 August 2018 as an extended play, then re-issued on 27 March 2019 with four additional tracks as a full studio album. The album was produced by Max Perenchio.
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Live – En Vivo Desde Mexico is a live album by Alacranes Musical. It was released on February 17, 2009.
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