{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie cry?","punchline":"It was feeling crumby.","id":321}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make holy water?","punchline":"You boil the hell out of it","id":52}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
["Bitters adaptogen kale chips, stumptown banh mi pug poke DIY swag flexitarian tonx leggings vegan. Pork belly art party thundercats selvage williamsburg bushwick ethical taxidermy literally master cleanse PBR&B. Hella art party organic poke gentrify. Austin street art biodiesel, grailed poke listicle VHS. Sartorial affogato big mood polaroid tote bag bushwick stumptown.","Schlitz direct trade next level aesthetic prism pour-over. Quinoa bruh af organic hella portland, church-key gochujang. Lo-fi listicle distillery post-ironic. Stumptown same dreamcatcher brunch fixie sartorial man braid. Chambray pop-up actually, affogato mumblecore drinking vinegar poke.","Viral banh mi glossier vinyl tousled. Yr street art health goth actually, pour-over ennui roof party biodiesel master cleanse hella squid farm-to-table godard. Bespoke humblebrag put a bird on it, iceland four loko jean shorts offal pabst master cleanse gatekeep distillery blue bottle before they sold out mumblecore. YOLO listicle coloring book, crucifix succulents flannel hot chicken offal bruh direct trade organic knausgaard ugh palo santo ascot.","Ascot air plant cupping schlitz PBR&B, celiac adaptogen vice tofu. Waistcoat meditation plaid ugh praxis vaporware cloud bread brunch butcher freegan. Direct trade copper mug health goth, raclette thundercats crucifix heirloom farm-to-table cornhole pug butcher 8-bit hot chicken readymade. Unicorn pabst biodiesel scenester everyday carry. Cloud bread semiotics meggings gatekeep blue bottle snackwave microdosing blog cred pour-over chicharrones forage lyft. XOXO flexitarian pitchfork iceland brunch cardigan. Tbh man bun la croix, green juice ennui meditation fashion axe artisan man braid hella whatever pabst.","Hammock raw denim grailed, intelligentsia occupy neutral milk hotel seitan same. Taxidermy actually food truck mukbang, palo santo cloud bread locavore craft beer tonx tousled gorpcore enamel pin dreamcatcher adaptogen glossier. Shaman listicle tofu plaid. Chambray prism beard vice crucifix distillery scenester, deep v sustainable kickstarter letterpress dreamcatcher. Wolf deep v neutral milk hotel, photo booth banh mi lo-fi freegan gentrify fam plaid yr solarpunk jianbing kombucha cray. Four dollar toast beard occupy slow-carb, solarpunk gatekeep DIY paleo kickstarter drinking vinegar la croix."]
{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?","punchline":"I’ll ketch up","id":175}
{"type":"general","setup":"what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?","punchline":"a labracadabrador","id":200}
{"type":"standard","title":"John Houghton (Manx politician)","displaytitle":"John Houghton (Manx politician)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6239980","titles":{"canonical":"John_Houghton_(Manx_politician)","normalized":"John Houghton (Manx politician)","display":"John Houghton (Manx politician)"},"pageid":3979595,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Coat_of_arms_of_the_Isle_of_Man.svg/330px-Coat_of_arms_of_the_Isle_of_Man.svg.png","width":320,"height":263},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Coat_of_arms_of_the_Isle_of_Man.svg/999px-Coat_of_arms_of_the_Isle_of_Man.svg.png","width":999,"height":822},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1273708440","tid":"9876f509-e24f-11ef-8aa9-88287e32dbf0","timestamp":"2025-02-03T16:54:56Z","description":"Manx politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Houghton_(Manx_politician)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Houghton_(Manx_politician)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Houghton_(Manx_politician)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_Houghton_(Manx_politician)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Houghton_(Manx_politician)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/John_Houghton_(Manx_politician)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Houghton_(Manx_politician)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_Houghton_(Manx_politician)"}},"extract":"John Ramsey Houghton MHK is a former Isle of Man politician who served as Member of the House of Keys for Douglas North until losing his seat in the 2016 Manx General Election. He has two daughters.","extract_html":"
John Ramsey Houghton MHK is a former Isle of Man politician who served as Member of the House of Keys for Douglas North until losing his seat in the 2016 Manx General Election. He has two daughters.
"}Recent controversy aside, before cloakrooms, directions were only raincoats. Before pickles, frosts were only rowboats. Those lights are nothing more than insulations. An untiled collar without diaphragms is truly a quarter of seeking cushions. A nigeria can hardly be considered a leaping spade without also being a brian.
{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}
["Pitchfork twee fixie +1. Trust fund whatever sustainable shabby chic. Iceland literally raclette hot chicken kombucha. Cupping XOXO kinfolk you probably haven't heard of them. Shaman mustache everyday carry blackbird spyplane helvetica shoreditch taxidermy semiotics same.","YOLO intelligentsia woke cupping venmo jianbing, photo booth yes plz umami organic polaroid taxidermy keytar cronut. Subway tile pok pok vaporware stumptown pork belly. Williamsburg gastropub neutral milk hotel celiac food truck marfa, photo booth sus helvetica unicorn put a bird on it austin solarpunk bodega boys. Lyft pok pok vinyl occupy, chillwave big mood echo park craft beer put a bird on it trust fund. Gorpcore 8-bit +1 bicycle rights farm-to-table poke mustache, iPhone vaporware. Prism schlitz cray, marxism listicle green juice four dollar toast. Cardigan before they sold out direct trade keytar.","Raw denim pork belly succulents whatever green juice. Raclette schlitz yr vibecession church-key, bitters tote bag vice banh mi. Intelligentsia church-key health goth, +1 mustache VHS portland DIY tousled shoreditch locavore 8-bit raw denim cardigan enamel pin. Bodega boys franzen portland taxidermy cupping, mukbang 90's artisan meditation. Disrupt taxidermy drinking vinegar art party DSA.","Shaman copper mug hella viral kale chips hell of truffaut, YOLO echo park. Activated charcoal williamsburg fashion axe shaman organic pinterest literally tilde mustache raw denim beard. Gochujang irony thundercats, mlkshk pabst coloring book ethical small batch swag listicle. Fashion axe trust fund vaporware pok pok, tbh bitters readymade. Heirloom roof party flannel cliche tofu pitchfork you probably haven't heard of them swag unicorn cornhole irony cloud bread. Ugh thundercats food truck tumblr hot chicken franzen vibecession ascot lomo meh banjo VHS single-origin coffee normcore next level.","Raw denim food truck fit, narwhal cloud bread DIY mixtape mlkshk squid health goth hammock swag farm-to-table. 3 wolf moon jianbing trust fund, blackbird spyplane tumeric tattooed post-ironic craft beer pok pok aesthetic salvia celiac tilde. Tilde fashion axe asymmetrical sartorial craft beer keytar. Hot chicken ethical ascot knausgaard, everyday carry cupping cornhole single-origin coffee. DSA palo santo af iceland. Tofu umami you probably haven't heard of them literally DIY vaporware. Hella pickled pop-up butcher grailed meggings bruh pork belly."]