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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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WCKT is a commercial radio station licensed to Lehigh Acres, Florida, and serving the Fort Myers-Naples area of Southwest Florida. It airs a country music format branded as \"Cat Country\" and is owned by iHeartMedia, Inc. In morning drive time, the station carries The Bobby Bones Show from Nashville. It airs The Boxer Show with Brandon Nasby from WCOL-FM Columbus in evenings. And overnight, After Midnite with Granger Smith is heard. WCKT's studios and offices are on Metro Parkway in Fort Myers.
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Sashana Carolyn Campbell is a Jamaican footballer who plays as a defender for Frazsiers Whip and the Jamaica women's national team.
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